collegehumor:

Rosie Gets Sleep Shamed

Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. You can check out the full time lapsed video right here.

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collegehumor:

Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Falcon’s Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.One of my favorite internet things is the Get the cake (or You, Delicious Cake) meme. I know it’s really old (2006? pre-2006?), and is perhaps derived from the Portal game series (I don’t even know) but one doesn’t need the backstory to appreciate the deftness and cleverness of these variations. It reminds me of a very open-ended college application essay, one where you’re desperately trying to stand out from the pack and think outside the box — and with each new one that you could have thought of (but didn’t) makes you, at once, reel in self-disgust and bow in the presence of intellectual greatness.
Here’s the full premise

collegehumor:

Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Falcon’s Choice

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

One of my favorite internet things is the Get the cake (or You, Delicious Cake) meme. I know it’s really old (2006? pre-2006?), and is perhaps derived from the Portal game series (I don’t even know) but one doesn’t need the backstory to appreciate the deftness and cleverness of these variations. It reminds me of a very open-ended college application essay, one where you’re desperately trying to stand out from the pack and think outside the box — and with each new one that you could have thought of (but didn’t) makes you, at once, reel in self-disgust and bow in the presence of intellectual greatness.

Here’s the full premise

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santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

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kushh420:

thc-lungs:

queenofconeyisland420:

Greatest thing ever! The guy at Wendy’s took a hit of our bowl! #weed (Taken with GifBoom)

greatness

Haha once we had the del taco guy hit a bowl like that then the next weekend he shot gunned a beer out the window for us

kushh420:

thc-lungs:

queenofconeyisland420:

Greatest thing ever! The guy at Wendy’s took a hit of our bowl! #weed (Taken with GifBoom)

greatness

Haha once we had the del taco guy hit a bowl like that then the next weekend he shot gunned a beer out the window for us

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